My Patience Builder
My Time Consuming
Near-Backwards-Running Computer
Agreed you're Pops is Babbage
But you're just as worse a Cabbage
You'll feel at home with the Garbage
And I hope you'll Rott even after Oldage (this is soooooooo childish)
You've strained my eyes
You've stopped playing any music
You're affected by so many virus
It just fits the discription of "tragic"
OS Re-installations & that of Driver Disks
Software Environment Re-Setups & all the fun I have missed
Low Disk Space,Errors & Virtual Memory Is Low
How much more, Dear Computer,do I have to put up with you
You can't connect to the Internet
And you just can't play CDs
To make it worse You don't seem to understand
what the hell was a Double Click !!
You cant be fixed By Norton
Or even by Kaspersky
Avg's given up hope
And I cant renew my Avast Registration Key !!
80 GB Harddisk
256 (SD)Ram
No graphics Card,No Card Reader
You're just such a scam...
I loved you when you first came
You as a machine was perfected
You were the only one
In the neighbourhood that could play NFS: Most Wanted
Photoshop Scratch Disks are Always Full
The modem lights refuse to blink
I have a seperate table fan to cool you down,
Man, by all standards you Stink !!
Samsung Mosue
& CRT monitor
Logitec Keyboard
& 2.1 Altec Lansing Speakers
These above mentioned parts
are the only ones which work
Maybe cuz they are independent of you
You STOOPID STOOPID CPU Jerk !!
You've made me clench my fists
and almost pour water at you
Maybe I should have, but then I wont...
You wanna know why: just continue to read on...
You helped me create designs on PS
You allowed me to move music to my phone
You were the only system available
when I had to get my projects done.
You've brought me closer to people
and that's something beyond me...
I could reach Anywhere in India,The States,Oz & The Gulf...
And talk them for the longest time
You've stayed up those long hours with me
when I've had Lofty Ideas & helped give them Wings
Those experimenst with Softwares and Music
and the Video-Conversion Things
You're not my Best Friend
But you sure are my Savior (at times)
My patince Builder:My Fist un-clencher
My dear Near-backwards Running Computer :)
*ERROR *ERROR *ERROR
The Application failed to initialize properly (0xc0000022). Click on OK to terminate the application
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A lil while later....
UPS BEGINS TO BEEP...NO ELECTRICITY !!!
SHUCKS: THE UPS IS GOING OFF TOO!!!!!!
ARRRGHHHHHHHH !!!!
